June 27, 2014 / 12:03AM 295 notes

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June 10, 2014 / 4:03PM

The most excellent bagged lunch.

The most excellent bagged lunch.

pizzalunchbagsgood things come in brown paper bag packages

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June 8, 2014 / 5:17PM 131,315 notes

bryan-braffney:

(crying, farting)

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June 8, 2014 / 4:20PM 1 note

My Mom Said That I was an Adult?

I was talking to my mom this morning and telling her that now I have to go to the library to write my papers. I never was able to do this preferring to stay home with all my food and a bathroom that I could go to without packing up all my stuff. She said that this was all part of being an adult. Is it though???? I feel like I’ve lost my ability to concentrate, making me more like a child. Or maybe I’m losing my cognitive abilities because I’m aging. This kind of makes me sad, especially the part about food. 

finalspapersgrad schoollibrariesbeing and adultaginggrowing upsadquestions

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May 28, 2014 / 8:45AM 3 notes

The Worst Thing Ever

Today I woke up at 5:00 to drive from CT to Philadelphia. Right now I’m standing in a Starbucks on the New Jersey Turnpike and I’m standing in the middle of about 50 middle schoolers. One employee just had to yell at them to be quiet. I have a final today.

oh my godthe worst thing everI can't believe I was ever this agefeeling oldfinalsrest stops

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May 26, 2014 / 9:30PM

I’m pretty insane at finding four leaf clovers, there’s some five leaves in there too. Today I suffered through multiple bug bites and food poisoning to find all 25 of these guys. Magic I tell you.

I’m pretty insane at finding four leaf clovers, there’s some five leaves in there too. Today I suffered through multiple bug bites and food poisoning to find all 25 of these guys. Magic I tell you.

four leaf cloversmagicfive leaf cloversamazingskills I can't put on my resumeI am magic

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May 22, 2014 / 1:28PM 11,037 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Celebrities Read Mean Tweets About Themselves #7

But David Blaine does look like his face is making him fall asleep

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May 22, 2014 / 1:21PM 2 notes

Last night I got this early birthday present from amazon. Where should I start??

Last night I got this early birthday present from amazon. Where should I start??

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May 16, 2014 / 11:00PM 111,583 notes

killian-me-softly-jones:

Bob’s Burgers - BURGER OF THE DAY

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May 16, 2014 / 10:57PM 4 notes

Made this birthday drawing for my brother because his school mascot is a near and it’s his birthday.

Made this birthday drawing for my brother because his school mascot is a near and it’s his birthday.

punsbearsbirthdaydrawings

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